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They say the holiday season is for caring, sharing and giving. I say it’s all about impressing my friends, relatives and anonymous moles with a kick-ass (and custom-made) holiday card. And if I do say so myself, this year I’ve outdone myself. Proceed after the jump to see the inside greeting that accompanies the front of the card (above) and to get details on how you can obtain one yourself. See, I am a giver! (WARNING: Stop reading if you’re under the age 12 or have led an exceedingly sheltered life.)
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Admit it: It’s kind of genius. Want to impress your friends, relatives and fellow Ausholes with a “Spoiler Alert” card? Head to prettybitter.com for complete ordering details!* Happy holidays!
* For the purposes of full-disclosure, I am an angel investor in prettybitter.com. And I’m in a long-term relationship with its owner. Also, EW.com does not endorse this blog post. In fact, they don’t even know it exists. Oh, wait — they do now.
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GENIUS! I love it!!! LOL
why would you tell me this?
why in God’s name would you tell me this?
He told you not to read any further if you were sheltered. :p
Cute! Great card.
i LOVE you michael ausiello.
(but don’t tell me you believe this… Santa exists… right?)
Epic Cards! I should give one to each of my sisters…but I’m not that mean. LoL.
You. You… Santa… Santa’s not real? My mom who home schools me with my one other sister lied to me? Anyways… love the card
Great card, I just bought a few. Along with some of the stickers that were funny too
LOVE this dynamic duo super secret spoiler holiday card!
You crack me up!
the perfect card for you
FABULOUS! I wish I’d thought of that!
I feel like this is what a Winchester-Christmas-Card would sound like. Love it.
Awesome, now if I knew someone that knew what a spoiler-alert means AND that I wanted to send a Christmas card too, we’d be good…
You’re such a liar!
meh