What do you get the guy who has everything for Christmas? Plenty! Behold my 2008 wish list, reprinted below with permission from Santy Claus.
• Emmys for everyone involved with the final season of The Shield, especially series creator Shawn Ryan and stars Michael Chiklis, Walton Goggins, and CCH Pounder.
• Platinum eligibility with American Airlines.
• A storyline for House’s backburneritis-afflicted docs Jennifer Morrison (Cameron) and Jesse Spencer (Chase).
• A lopsided victory for USC at the Rose Bowl that earns them a piece of the BCS title. (C’mon, Santa, Hermie can whip this one up in his sleep; they’re playing Penn State, for chrissakes!)
• A completed Veronica Mars movie script.
• World peace. This Smurf figurine to complete my collection.
• A Heroes volume that’s as solid in the middle and end as it is in the beginning. (Welcome back, Bryan Fuller!)
• A comeback for Nicole Kidman so ginormous it forces her mean-spirited critics to find another stunningly beautiful, Oscar-winning actress to pick on.
• No more stunt casting on 30 Rock…unless it’s Keri Russell, Lauren Graham, Cheri Oteri, or me.
• An exclusive exit interview with the fired actor who doesn’t yet know he/she has been fired.
• A fourth season of Friday Night Lights.
• A new contract that keeps Matthew Weiner calling the shots on Mad Men.
• And end to the recession. A sushi bar at the Time Inc. cafeteria.
• A Grey’s Anatomy/Ghostbusters crossover.
• A fountain Diet Coke machine installed in my office.
Okay, I showed you mine — now you show me yours. What are you asking Santa/Hanukkah Harry/Kwanzaa Kenny for this year? C’mon, don’t be shy. I know they say the holidays are about giving, not receiving, but sources confirm to me exclusively that “they” are big fat liars.
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you suck ausiello
the one thing on my wish list: for ausiello to stop writing/posting/whatever, forever!
A Pushing Daisies miracle renewal
A completed Veronica Mars movie script
For Dollhouse to fly up to number 1 in the raitings and not be cancelled.
Well, I wish Ausiello would post MORE.
i wish for pushing daisies to continue
Huddy sex!!!!!
“A Grey’s Anatomy/Ghostbusters crossover.” This one would be a must along with a storyline for Chase in House.
I’m with Lexi on this! Huddy sex, kisses and Cameron to get the hell out of Cuddy’s position! Muahahaaa! BTW, thanks for saying it will be short-lived! Not that we should expect anything else, we love PPTH we don’t want to see it burnt down because of that blonde taking over…
For Nicole Kidman to stop with all the various injections. “Stunningly beautiful?!?!” Maybe several years ago. I don’t know WHAT she is now. I feel sad every time I look at her.
My wish list
1. Shore writes Thirteen off House.
2. Shore brings Cameron back on House in full capacity.
3. Shore brings Chase back on House in full capacity.
4. Less shippines more interesting medical storylines for House.
5. Cuddy reaches puberty and stop drooling after House.
The 2nd season of Huff on DVD
Some Smallville scoop *wink, wink*
Truth is, there will NEVER be an interview with a “supposed” fired actor/actress, nor in the case of Grey’s Anatomy, is there an unnamed actor and actress who wants to leave. These are the OLDEST BLIND ITEMS IN THE BOOK. They get you to talk, they never have an answer nor will the writer/writers give you one (can’t give what you don’t have because you made up the story) and in the end, the best they can hope for is that indeed someone randomly DOES get fired or walk off which could happen on any show at any time. Seriously though Ausiello files, haven’t you milked these items long enough? There is nobody and you will never give up an answer that doesn’t exist and then fact a lawsuit, so give up the gimmick okay?
House and Cuddy to finally get it on so we can move on from this horrible “Will they, won’t they?” crap.
GET IT OVER WITH!
1. Pushing Daisies to LIVE!
2. An early Gossip Girl Renewal.
3. More shirtless Sam Winchester scenes.
4. For Denny from Greys to STAY dead.
5. An Emmy consideration for Ed Westwick.
6. Sarah Michelle Gellar to make a killer TV comeback.
7. For Damages to be as good as it was last season.
8. For Heroes to start the killing!
A third season for Chuck
I want a fourth season of Friday Night Lights also!
That House and Cuddy pump up the volume on their relationship and Cameron would disappear, taking moany depressive Chase and Thirteen with her!!
CUDDY RULES!!
xoxo
The oldest blind items? Please Claire, put your money where your caps-locked mouth is and show me the latest, the greatest, the most visionary blind items on the net. Where’s Waldo, baby? Ausiello rocks, smurfs and all.
My wishlist:
1. Friday Night Lights season four/five/six
2. Life season three, minus the thoroughly icky Reese/Tidwell situation and the two-minutes-an-episode conspiracy arc
3. Ashby back from the dead
4. Stunt casting galore on 30 Rock, or any show for that matter
5. Jeremy Darling’s unfortunate demise
6. More Bass, less Jen
7. Dohring. Get it together man.
8. A satisfactory, full and uninterrupted season of Entourage. Anytime soon, people.
9. Breaking Bad’s sweeping return
10. Letterman on Leno, announcing that Conan will take over Dave’s slot
11. Silverman on a silver platter
My wish is for you to post on the days that you don’t. And also, for the Anti-Ausiellos to go watch One Tree Hill or some stupid courtroom procedural and stop b-tchin’.
OH, AND! For Dollhouse to be a full season show instead of a midseason replacement. Please and thank you.
I want Ausiello to learn how to write.
I also want Michael Cera to be in the AD movie.
Oh, and I want Lost to not suck this upcoming season.
And, I want The L Word to have a FULL last season, not just 8 episodes.
-Veronica Mars movie to be written and green-lit
-Chuck renewal
-PD renewal (now is the season of miracles, right?)
-Dollhouse, Cupid, Castle, and Kings to all be good and have strong audiences
-a great final season of Scrubs
-a great second half of the third season of Psych
-Micheal Cera in the AD movie
-Chase and Cameron storylines on House
-Barney and Robin goodness on HIMYM
-No SAG strike
A job at Entertainment Weekly.
An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle (BB Gun) with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Emmy consideration for ED WESTWICK? Do they give awards for Dudley Moore impersonations? The funeral scenes actually made me laugh out loud.
I too wish for Pushing Daisies to come back, even if only in my head.
~A happy ending for Prison Break that’ll include MiSa babies
~Calleigh & Eric finally getting together on CSI: Miami
~A new job writing for a magazine
My List:
1)Supernatural season 5
2)Friday Night Lights season 4
3)Veronica Mars movie with a happy ending for Veronica and Logan!
4)Some kind of proper ending for Las Vegas
5)No Actors Strike
1. For Battlestar to have an amazing last 10 episodes.
2. For everyone ever involved with BSG to win Emmys.
3. For Firefly and Veronica Mars to come back.
4. For all the unworthy shows currently on the air would curl up and die so the good stuff can continue and/or be resurrected.