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Roy!
Amid all the schtick, there were really only two pieces of news.
HEROES SCOOP:
Heroes will introduce 2 new comic-book obsessed characters: Doogie and Seth. Michael believes them to be influenced by Doogie Howser & Seth Rogen. “Both characters (who have yet to be cast) will serve as important advisors to one or possibly more than one of the Heroes regulars.”
THE OFFICE SCOOP:
(Annie, who is trying to ruin Aus’ day by letting his Office insider know that Aus sent the info around in a company-wide email, says the following into the phone):
“A Dunder Mifflin employee who you you think is gone for good will be returning in the season premiere. You think you know who it, but you don’t. Michael Ausiello can’t be trusted.”
*sits with her fingers crossed and eyes squeezed tightly shut, mumbling as she rocks back and forth*
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby…Please be Toby, Please be Toby…
I’m guessing Karen (Rashida Jones) is back for the premiere.
That was hilarious! And surprisingly solid acting too. You guys should be in The Office spinoff instead of Amanda Peet or whoever it was!
It’s probably Ryan, making his inevitable return to Scranton.
It’s so going to be Ed Truck…. back from the dead.
The “you think you know, but you don’t know” makes me think it’s not Toby. Or Ryan for that matter. They would be the first guesses. Maybe Jan back to work at DM? Or Rasheda Jones?
annie=awesome
That was stupid.
“Seth” on Heroes is supposedly influenced by Seth Cohen from The O.C., not Seth Rogen (I’m ashamed that I knew that and don’t even watch the show.)
That was awesome. Pure comedy gold.
Ausie rocks (can I call you Ausie?)
And Annie kicks ass.
I agree, Annie IS Awesome. A much better foil for you than Mitovich ever was.
Michael, you’re better solo – or at least with Papa Smurf. Dump the lame bimbo and just get to the scoop.
This is the funniest shhhht on the internet! More, please.
Wow, I didn’t realize how many Office people it could be. My bet is that we’re lead to believe it’s Toby. But it could be Ryan, Roy, or even Karen. My gut says Roy for Jam drama.
i love ya’ll…who was that who looked in the doorway? why didn’t Slezak jump in to save the day?
I think that Toby is back on the Office…if not in the premiere ep, the down the road…he’s too priceless and he makes Michael’s life a pain…we love Toby!
i really want it to be roy! as long as he doesn’t come between pam and jim of course
Another hilarious episode! Keep it coming!
I really really REALLY would love for it to be Toby. Because we thought he was gone for good. Please?
lol yes! that was fantastic. they need to start add some more swearing into the office even if it is bleeped out
Aw Michael that was a great episode! I love Annie, she’s hilarious! Isn’t Ryan in jail? Plus, I doubt the head honchos at Dunder Mifflin would rehire him, I really don’t think it’s him coming back. I don’t know who it could be.
I think it’s Jan.
I love Annie, she’s great.
Who wouldn’t wanna see Roy and Jan hookup? Oe should I maybe re-phrase that who would?
Agent Michael Scarn comin’ at ya.
Hey Ausiello, Would you cut with the video and write out the scoop. I just want to scan, not watch an awful performance. I know you think you’re being cute, but cut to the chase already.
hahaha that was hilarious “psycho bitchh”
Mike looks like a cross between Butch Patrick and Peter Brady. Ha!
I hope one of them is a new friend for Claire. Zach was awesome, and since he’s gone, I wouldn’t mind someone new coming in to fill the void.