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Live Press Tour Diary Day 1: Fox!

Jul 14, 2008, 12:29 PM | by Michael Ausiello

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Prison Breakfast

9:02 am: Get it? Prison Break... fast? It's a breakfast... with the stars of Prison Break! Genius!

9:05 am: Where are the friggin' egg whites! Fox promised me egg whites, and all I see is stale pastries, boxed cereal and a chilly William Fichtner! Heads are gonna roll.

9:09 am: Fox publicist Kim Kurland just stormed the kitchen and demanded the chef make me some damn egg whites. OK, she wanted some herself, but still, it's the thought that counts.

9:12 am: Mmmmm.... egg whites.

So You Think You Can Dance panel

9:16 am: Big news! It's announced that contestant Jessica King has suffered an injury and has been replaced by the recently eliminated Comfort Fedoke. EW's Alynda Wheat informs me that this is "big news." Oh, wait, make that "really huge deal." (Sorry, still not watching SYTYCD.)

9:29 am: Exec producer Nigel Lythgoe refuses to elaborate on the specifics of King's injury, saying only that her recovery will take "four to five weeks."

9:32 am: Mary Murphy is going on about some "hot tamale train." I ask Alynda if that's a specialty division of Amtrak. She shoots me daggers.

9:40 am: A reporter essentially asks Murphy if she's aware that half the population can't stand her. "For dancers, I've always had enthusiasm," she responds. "I've been like this my whole life. My laugh has been like this my whole life. My laugh is actually kind of toned down on the show."

9:50 am: Crikey, Alynda is foaming at the mouth! What's wrong?! "Courtney's with Joshua this week!" she squeals. I proceed to slap her. She slaps me back. A Fox page pulls us apart.

9:51 am: The panel concludes.

Executive Session

10:09 am: Entertainment president Kevin Reilly is taking our (so far mostly boring) questions.

10:11 am: "24 is going to come back rockin' and rollin'," Reilly enthuses. "The two-hour prequel we're doing in November is going to be a really cool piece of business."

10:12 am: A critic asks if Ozzy and Sharon had to audition for their forthcoming variety show. "They didn't have to," Reilly responds. "They are who they are." Another reason: The show has their last name in the title.

10:14 am: Reilly defends Moment of Truth thusly: "This is Fox. We never give up our DNA."

10:17 am: In addition to being a really cool piece of business, the 24 prequel is both a self-contained movie and a precursor to the new season.

10:22 am: Good news: No end in sight for The Simpsons!

10:28 am: Regarding TV's current comedy crisis, Reilly concedes, "A lot of confidence has left the creative space." That explains Do Not Disturb. Never heard of it? Consider yourself lucky!

10:30 am: Fox is developing a sitcom that Reilly describes as "The Office in space." In related news, I'm developing a tummy ache described as "too many chocolate-covered pretzels." (Damn you Fox and your free snack bags!)

10:31 am: I just sneezed all over my new MacBook Air. And not just any sneeze. A loud, violent, messy sneeze. The kind of sneeze that makes you wish Steve Jobs had invented a windshield wiper application.

(For more on today's Fox exec session, check out Lynette Rice's recap over in the Hollywood Insider blog.)

The Fringe Panel

10:55 am: The cast, including Joshua Jackson and JJ Abrams' latest female find, Anna Torv, is being beamed in via satellite from the show's New York set. Abrams and his fellow producers are live on stage.

10:59 am: Torv is discussing how thrilling it was to fire a gun for the first time. Heck, she's being do darn cute about it that I kinda want to shoot a gun, too!

11:10 am: Breaking news: The cow in the pilot has been recast!

11:18 am: Abrams name-drops my buddy (and his) Greg Grunberg! Discussing programs with complicated mythologies, Abrams recalls watching an episode of Alias at Grunberg's house a few years ago and being completely lost. "I was so confused," he says, eliciting chuckles from the crowd. "I was like, 'I know I should know this... but who is that?'" The moral of this story: Fringe will be more accessible.

Do Not Disturb Panel

2:45 pm: Fox is calling this "sitcom," starring Reno 911's Niecy Nash and Carpoolers' Jerry O'Connell, a "workplace comedy set at one of New York City's hottest and hippest hotels." I call it the most excruciating 22 minutes of my life. (I mostly blame the God awful laugh track, which wasn't so much a laugh track as it was a recording of O'Connell's publicist, agent and manager earning their 15 percent.)

2:57 pm: Series creator Abraham Higginbotham, deflecting criticism that the show's token gay (played by Jesse Tyler Ferguson) is stereotypical, insists the character will be fleshed out in future episodes. In other words, in addition to being bitchy and obsessed with large penises, he may also be a synchronized swimmer!

3:10 pm: "I heard a rumor that it was coming back," Nash says of Reno 911. "But right now, I belong to Fox." Unfortunately, the session ends before I can inquire about the status of Clean House.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Panel

3:38 pm: Scoop: Garret Dillahunt has been made a series regular. "I was really happy to be asked back," he says. "I think it's going to be a great year." In other news, Summer Glau looks stunning.

3:40 pm: Thomas Dekker reveals that he worked with a trainer to get in shape for this season.

3:43 pm: Newcomer Leven Rambin (All My Children) describes her character as a "normal, high school, regular girl [who is] intrigued by John."

3:46 pm: For all you stalkers out there, Glau says fans most often approach her "at the pharmacy, produce section [of the supermarket] or the airport."

3:52 pm: Dekker hints that a lot of John's innocence "dies this season."

3:56 pm: Executive producer Josh Friedman says he has four seasons of the show mapped out. And "he has ideas about how it will end, but I hope it doesn't for a while."

4:01 pm: "It's a very big, very ambitious episode," Friedman says of the David Nutter-helmed Season 2 premiere. "Almost every character goes through a major change unexpectedly." If he were to attach a theme to the season, it would be "evolution."

24: Exile -- Coffee Break

5:05 pm: Kim Bauer may be coming back! 24 exec producer/director Jon Cassar just revealed to me exclusively that there have been preliminary discussions about bringing back Jack's much-maligned daughter this season. "We have talked about it," he confirms. "But anytime we talk about Kim, we immediately say, 'Let's not do anything with her that will result in the audience hating her.'" I also got some intel on the "return" of Martha Logan and the status of that long-rumored 24 feature, but I'll have to save that for later since I'm racing off to cover Fox's all-star party at the Santa Monica Pier. More scoop to come! Promise!

Coming up Wednesday: ABC!


mary Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 12:03 PM EST

welcome back mikey!! was wentworth miller there? if you see him, ask him what his favorite amusement park ride is. BTW while you're at the pier, go into the E! talk box there, and tell them "living lohan" stinks!

Dee Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 10:04 PM EST

Glad you are doing the press diaries, Michael. I never missed them when you were at TV guide and I intend to follow them here. I remember 2 years ago during the press tour and you had an emergency root canal and vicodin. I don't think I have ever laughed harder. Keep up the excellent snarky coverage!!

bruno Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 08:54 PM EST

way to put your back into it mark! you're a hero...really...

elizabeth Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 05:35 PM EST

Yay! Michael Ausiello is back and on EW!
Looking forward to the scoop and comments on food....

Mark C Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 03:04 PM EST

Egg Whites? You "Expect better from EW"? Mike should "go back to TV Guide" because he's "pushing people to away other sites"? And yet here you are still at EW whining about it. I guess you don't like TV news then. Cause if you didn't notice he has broken more stories on this site in the last two weeks that EW has broken in the last two years. He knows scoop. If you don't like him, don't read his stuff and move on. For all the pretense of wanting something "better" and presumably more "intellectual" I don't understand how whining like little children yourselves is justifiable or any different. I do not believe "that EW made a mistake for hiring him". I followed him from TVG and will continue to follow him I will just stop reading the comments.

Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 01:42 PM EST

"I think large portions of America need to take a refresher course in irony -"

No, Jen, large prtions of America are sick to death of irony because it stopped being original or funny back in about '92. This guy Ausiello is does not appear to be the one to bring it back to its former glory.

Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 01:42 PM EST

"I think large portions of America need to take a refresher course in irony -"

No, Jen, large prtions of America are sick to death of irony because it stopped being original or funny back in about '92. This guy Ausiello is does not appear to be the one to bring it back to its former glory.

bruno Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 12:07 PM EST

ummmm....i beg your WHAT? where has my friend dalton ross left to? i thought he was just off vacationing somewhere...cold...

Josh Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 09:33 AM EST

The TCA diaries are always so funny! For the rest of you, don't read them if you don't like them.

And EW has plenty of "writers" who should have been replaced. Alynda Wheat is the first one on my list, so I don't read her. Do the same if you don't like Ausiello.

Keep up the good work from TCA!

Rob (ShutUpRob) Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 09:17 AM EST

The Office In Space?!
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Wasn't that an episode of NewsRadio?
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"Summer Glau looks stunning."
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Michael, you really need to get yourself to Comic-Con one of these days. We already knew that Summer -- and fellow Firefly alum Jewel Staite, Gina Torres and Morena Baccarin -- are stunning. I certainly have the drool to prove it. ;)
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To EW regulars: this sort of live-blogging is what Ausiello does during the TCAs. Get used to it. Us Ausholes ROTFL(our)AO about the parodic elements of it. Also, as a longtime subscriber, I think that EW has sorely needed Ausiello's type of irreverence since Dalton Ross left.

alonzette Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 08:30 AM EST

Yes, nicolars, there is indeed a William Fichtner fan group--a very large one at that. Ausiello's been whining for a couple of years now that big, bad William hurt his feelings.

On another note, could this blog be any more useless or less informative? You and your breakfast are not the story Ausiello.

mh Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 05:50 AM EST

love your writing and can't wait to read the rest of the press tour diaries, but... egg whites? i thought you were a vegetarian?

Rory L. Aronsky Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 02:52 AM EST

Oh good. Now maybe we'll be able to find out if Charles Logan is actually dead.

bruno Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 12:47 AM EST

dear ed,
go have some egg whites dude. i'm trying to make ausi-o a better man...

Layla Cantlebary Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 12:15 AM EST

No House scoop? I know it wasn't on the agenda... but I need some info!

Jen Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 11:13 PM EST

I absolutely love your tone and content when you blog - or write in a more traditional format, for that matter - I think large portions of America need to take a refresher course in irony - or to realize that not every tv writer will cover their own very very favorite topics. While I know that 'Dance' is not a show in your wheelhouse I appreciated the fact that you still covered the important info, as well as anywhere else did, in fact. And for anybody who can't figure this out, Ausiello is a scoop and spoiler guy - which means a) if you hate scoop/spoilers don't play in this pool and b) reality shows rarely have useful scoop/spoilers so it's not too shocking that he's not covering those in depth...but for your own entertainment, Michael, I suggest watching 'dance', maybe next year, or catching up on this year - I'm a recent convert - I would never in a million year watch the 'Stars' show, just not my thing, but I was ensnared by SYTYCD this year.

Hamlinator Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 11:11 PM EST

Please send Ausiello back to TV Guide. EW was and should get back to being so much better than this.

J Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 09:49 PM EST

You should have asked about the House spin-off...

JD Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 08:49 PM EST

oh and for all the haters out there...seriously, take a chill pill! I've been an ardent ew.com reader for years and I find his writing to be similar to how Slezak and Annie write...i thought the egg whites and sneezing was pretty funny!

JD Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 08:30 PM EST

Ausiello:

Only god is aware of the love that I have for you...but can you PLEASE check your grammar before posting?
10:30 am: ...(Damn you Fox and you're free snack bags!)....this should have read YOUR free snack bags! You're free snack bags means you are calling FOX a free snack bag!

It's one of my pet peeves, so if you fix it going forward, my love for you will have no boundaries!

Katie Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 08:01 PM EST

EW was stupid to hire him, CC. Look around he's just pushed people to go read TV Guide and E! instead. Let's see... read about his egg whites or get reports with scoop? What does he or EW think EW readers want?

Jen Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:57 PM EST

Prison Break scoop from TCA

http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Fall-Tv-Schedule/800043168

Shane Saunders Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:33 PM EST

Can't wait for more of your 24 scoop!

CC Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:30 PM EST

I always look forward to your Press Tour Diaries, Mike. Keep it up and thanks for keeping us informed (yes, even on the state of your breakfast.)

To the naysayers, I believe that "the EW folk" had to have been familiar with Ausiello's previous work when they hired him and knew what they were signing up for. If it's not to your taste, as other people have not so subtly stated, there are plenty of other blogs where you can find your entertainment news.

DJ Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:05 PM EST

The "EW folk" like actual facts. So no I won't get used to this "Aushole" as you said. If anything this crap will just make people leave.

Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:03 PM EST

Since we're posting places with actual reporting from the TCA's.

TVGuide's report from TCA (Fringe)
http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Fringe-New-X/800043158

Sabrina Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:01 PM EST

don't worry ausiello. don't listen to the jerks commenting. Your Ausholes will always love you. Just let the EW folk get used to you. Some of them need to lighten up just a bit. God people! Embrace your inner child. If there was any scoop, it'd be posted. Be patient!

Val Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 07:00 PM EST

People can blog and give information, not discuss freaking egg whites. Is this what EW pays you for?

Abby Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 06:56 PM EST

Mike, love the blog. I've been looking forward to reading it all day. Don't let all the naysayers get you down. The number of people who followed you from TV Guide speak for themselves. I only look at EW because your here!!

Dr. Yes Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 06:18 PM EST

Love the blog - much better than just reporting the news. Your insights are more worthwhile then their prepared and usually boring remarks. I can't wait to hear about Prison Break.

Steph F. Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 06:13 PM EST

I don't like this form of blogging at all...
I gotta agree with that anonymous poster down there, Kristin V's reporting was so much better, PB deserves more than "egg whites!"

Dr. No Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 06:02 PM EST

Ok, correction then.

This is the worst BLOG I've ever seen on EW. A retarded monkey could have done a better job.

Chloe Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:58 PM EST

Dag nab it Mike!! How can you forget to ask about Clean House!! I am actually quite concerned for the future of my favorite home makeover show because if Niecy leaves, damn it, I'm out!

Shane Saunders Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:52 PM EST

Can we get some scoop please?

Ed Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:47 PM EST

I am sorry for posting again, but for the people complaining, you do realize that this is a blog, not an article, right? There is a difference.


Dr. No Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:39 PM EST

This is the worst article I've ever seen on ETW. Did a baby write this ?

Ed Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:36 PM EST

To Bruno: Chill out!!! I'm sure there's medicine for your anger issues.

Ausiello: keep up the good work.

bruno Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:27 PM EST

WTF?? grrrr...ausiello, i'm sick of seeing your little yellow banner imbellished with your name and moreover, pissed that you would write show affecting scoop about SYTYCD without prewarning there was actual SPOLIER INFO involved. really, there IS a difference between the two.
i prefer my EW staffers ANONYMOUS. you see wheat or slezak with a big freakin picture of themselves posted over their columns? no. you don't. and that's why THEY rule and you don't. PS egg whites are SO tv guide.

Justin Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 05:16 PM EST

If I remember correctly, that Office in space show is the from the guys that are behind the severely underrated It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so count me in for that.

Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:43 PM EST

Kristin's 2nd article from Fox panel. It's all about Fringe.

http://ca.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=9b4f3591-5aed-40db-af0d-b0b1db1405eb

melbye Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:31 PM EST

Oh, adn the Fringe pilot sucked donkey

melbye Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:30 PM EST

No end in sight for the Simpsons.
That makes me both happy and sad. Happy because of episodes like the one where they parodied The Departed and the one where Martin had an accident.

Sad because of the episode where Mona Simpson died where they had the chance to make a meaningful episode and threw it away to make a stupid Family Guy-like subplot

Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:21 PM EST

If anyone wants a real article on the Fox panel. Go here:

http://ca.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=ae0c9ec2-4140-4f38-8a6f-142234d24102

Kristin has a lot of info.

nicolars Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:20 PM EST

Uh oh, looks like a William Fichtner fan site (is there such a thing?) has invaded EW.

Anna Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 04:14 PM EST

WTF is that? Is this the type of reporting you are there for?

If you have no REAL news to report in proper sentences and logic. Don't say anything at all. This was ridiculous.

Bill Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 03:47 PM EST

Why, exactly, did EW hire you? Because I could not care less about your gastric distress, your disappointment about breakfast or some interview subject who dissed you two years ago. Are you actually going to write like an adult or are we stuck with this tone of passing notes in 10th grade for the duration of your employment? Sad, really, because you do seem to have access to real entertainment information, but the god-awful Perez tone you take is almost unreadable.

Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 03:13 PM EST

My goodness son, are you still badmouthing William Fichtner over that interview about two years ago where he bruised your little ego by actually trying to give a thoughtful answer to your inane questions? Move on...

Sara Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 03:12 PM EST

Funny, but where's the rest of the info from the SYTYCD panel?? It was an hour, right? And thank GOODNESS someone brought up how annoying Mary Murphy is... it's not her laugh; it's her ridiculous comments and grating-loud voice.

Beto Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 02:00 PM EST

Comfort and Thayne were already announced as alternates for the tour last week after the cameras stopped rolling.

Even though Jessica might've been next to get cut, I'm not happy that she's been replaced.

Melinda65 Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:59 PM EST

Did you and MWM collaborate on that "Prison Break-fast" pun? He used it, too...and you both posted at 12:29.

Thank you, hayser, for pointing out the mistaken homophone. I'm not an English teacher, but I am a self-crowned Grammar Queen, and that kind of thing makes me crazy. :-)

Snarf Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:46 PM EST

More Fringe news please? I think it will be this season's 800lb Gorillia.

Charles Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:21 PM EST

"10:59 am: Torv is discussing how thrilling it was to fire a gun for the first time. Heck, she's being do darn cute about it that I kinda want to shoot a gun, too!"

AAAANNNDDD the 14-year-old in me will never stop seeing multiple meanings.

marcee Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:11 PM EST

Wonder what happened to poor "VEAGS" Jessica.

Steve Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:11 PM EST

Were you eating during the executive session? Multitasking? Intern? Time machine? Or did the "rockin' and rollin'" scoop come later in the day?

hayser Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:08 PM EST

Just wanted to say, love your new column. When it comes to ABC make sure you ask for lots of Lost spoilers and lastly (hate to nitpick) but under the 9.30 update "you're" is actually supposed to be "your" as you are not saying "you are". Sorry I'm an English teacher and that stuff wrecks my head :)

Martha Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 01:03 PM EST

Bless you. Don't get sick. We need the scoops

Ann V. Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 12:32 PM EST

Jessica was going to be out this week anyway - and I'm guessing that Comfort and Thayne will be swings on the tour, so it's probably moot, unless Comfort kills. And, I can't wait for the new partnerships - it's all good!

Ibis1996 Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 11:52 AM EST

What's a boxed serial?

Jack Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 11:40 AM EST

Have fun this week :) and lotsa scooooooops please!

JP Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 11:38 AM EST

NO WAY - I totally made a huge bet that Jessica and Thayne to leave last week...Hopefully they don't tie Jessica's injury back to me...


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