Prison Breakfast
9:02 am: Get it? Prison Break… fast? It’s a breakfast… with the stars of Prison Break! Genius!
9:05 am: Where are the friggin’ egg whites! Fox promised me egg whites, and all I see is stale pastries, boxed cereal and a chilly William Fichtner! Heads are gonna roll.
9:09 am: Fox publicist Kim Kurland just stormed the kitchen and demanded the chef make me some damn egg whites. OK, she wanted some herself, but still, it’s the thought that counts.
9:12 am: Mmmmm…. egg whites.
So You Think You Can Dance panel
9:16 am: Big news! It’s announced that contestant Jessica King has suffered an injury and has been replaced by the recently eliminated Comfort Fedoke. EW’s Alynda Wheat informs me that this is “big news.” Oh, wait, make that “really huge deal.” (Sorry, still not watching SYTYCD.)
9:29 am: Exec producer Nigel Lythgoe refuses to elaborate on the specifics of King’s injury, saying only that her recovery will take “four to five weeks.”
9:32 am: Mary Murphy is going on about some “hot tamale train.” I ask Alynda if that’s a specialty division of Amtrak. She shoots me daggers.
9:40 am: A reporter essentially asks Murphy if she’s aware that half the population can’t stand her. “For dancers, I’ve always had enthusiasm,” she responds. “I’ve been like this my whole life. My laugh has been like this my whole life. My laugh is actually kind of toned down on the show.”
9:50 am: Crikey, Alynda is foaming at the mouth! What’s wrong?! “Courtney’s with Joshua this week!” she squeals. I proceed to slap her. She slaps me back. A Fox page pulls us apart.
9:51 am: The panel concludes.
Executive Session
10:09 am: Entertainment president Kevin Reilly is taking our (so far mostly boring) questions.
10:11 am: “24 is going to come back rockin’ and rollin’,” Reilly enthuses. “The two-hour prequel we’re doing in November is going to be a really cool piece of business.”
10:12 am: A critic asks if Ozzy and Sharon had to audition for their forthcoming variety show. “They didn’t have to,” Reilly responds. “They are who they are.” Another reason: The show has their last name in the title.
10:14 am: Reilly defends Moment of Truth thusly: “This is Fox. We never give up our DNA.”
10:17 am: In addition to being a really cool piece of business, the 24 prequel is both a self-contained movie and a precursor to the new season.
10:22 am: Good news: No end in sight for The Simpsons!
10:28 am: Regarding TV’s current comedy crisis, Reilly concedes, “A lot of confidence has left the creative space.” That explains Do Not Disturb. Never heard of it? Consider yourself lucky!
10:30 am: Fox is developing a sitcom that Reilly describes as “The Office in space.” In related news, I’m developing a tummy ache described as “too many chocolate-covered pretzels.” (Damn you Fox and your free snack bags!)
10:31 am: I just sneezed all over my new MacBook Air. And not just any sneeze. A loud, violent, messy sneeze. The kind of sneeze that makes you wish Steve Jobs had invented a windshield wiper application.
(For more on today’s Fox exec session, check out Lynette Rice’s recap over in the Hollywood Insider blog.)
The Fringe Panel
10:55 am: The cast, including Joshua Jackson and JJ Abrams’ latest female find, Anna Torv, is being beamed in via satellite from the show’s New York set. Abrams and his fellow producers are live on stage.
10:59 am: Torv is discussing how thrilling it was to fire a gun for the first time. Heck, she’s being do darn cute about it that I kinda want to shoot a gun, too!
11:10 am: Breaking news: The cow in the pilot has been recast!
11:18 am: Abrams name-drops my buddy (and his) Greg Grunberg! Discussing programs with complicated mythologies, Abrams recalls watching an episode of Alias at Grunberg’s house a few years ago and being completely lost. “I was so confused,” he says, eliciting chuckles from the crowd. “I was like, ‘I know I should know this… but who is that?’” The moral of this story: Fringe will be more accessible.
Do Not Disturb Panel
2:45 pm: Fox is calling this “sitcom,” starring Reno 911’s Niecy Nash and Carpoolers‘ Jerry O’Connell, a “workplace comedy set at one of New York City’s hottest and hippest hotels.” I call it the most excruciating 22 minutes of my life. (I mostly blame the God awful laugh track, which wasn’t so much a laugh track as it was a recording of O’Connell’s publicist, agent and manager earning their 15 percent.)
2:57 pm: Series creator Abraham Higginbotham, deflecting criticism that the show’s token gay (played by Jesse Tyler Ferguson) is stereotypical, insists the character will be fleshed out in future episodes. In other words, in addition to being bitchy and obsessed with large penises, he may also be a synchronized swimmer!
3:10 pm: “I heard a rumor that it was coming back,” Nash says of Reno 911. “But right now, I belong to Fox.” Unfortunately, the session ends before I can inquire about the status of Clean House.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Panel
3:38 pm: Scoop: Garret Dillahunt has been made a series regular. “I was really happy to be asked back,” he says. “I think it’s going to be a great year.” In other news, Summer Glau looks stunning.
3:40 pm: Thomas Dekker reveals that he worked with a trainer to get in shape for this season.
3:43 pm: Newcomer Leven Rambin (All My Children) describes her character as a “normal, high school, regular girl [who is] intrigued by John.”
3:46 pm: For all you stalkers out there, Glau says fans most often approach her “at the pharmacy, produce section [of the supermarket] or the airport.”
3:52 pm: Dekker hints that a lot of John’s innocence “dies this season.”
3:56 pm: Executive producer Josh Friedman says he has four seasons of the show mapped out. And “he has ideas about how it will end, but I hope it doesn’t for a while.”
4:01 pm: “It’s a very big, very ambitious episode,” Friedman says of the David Nutter-helmed Season 2 premiere. “Almost every character goes through a major change unexpectedly.” If he were to attach a theme to the season, it would be “evolution.”
24: Exile — Coffee Break
5:05 pm: Kim Bauer may be coming back! 24 exec producer/director Jon Cassar just revealed to me exclusively that there have been preliminary discussions about bringing back Jack’s much-maligned daughter this season. “We have talked about it,” he confirms. “But anytime we talk about Kim, we immediately say, ‘Let’s not do anything with her that will result in the audience hating her.’” I also got some intel on the “return” of Martha Logan and the status of that long-rumored 24 feature, but I’ll have to save that for later since I’m racing off to cover Fox’s all-star party at the Santa Monica Pier. More scoop to come! Promise!
Coming up Wednesday: ABC!
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NO WAY – I totally made a huge bet that Jessica and Thayne to leave last week…Hopefully they don’t tie Jessica’s injury back to me…
Have fun this week
and lotsa scooooooops please!
What’s a boxed serial?
Jessica was going to be out this week anyway – and I’m guessing that Comfort and Thayne will be swings on the tour, so it’s probably moot, unless Comfort kills. And, I can’t wait for the new partnerships – it’s all good!
Bless you. Don’t get sick. We need the scoops
Just wanted to say, love your new column. When it comes to ABC make sure you ask for lots of Lost spoilers and lastly (hate to nitpick) but under the 9.30 update “you’re” is actually supposed to be “your” as you are not saying “you are”. Sorry I’m an English teacher and that stuff wrecks my head
Were you eating during the executive session? Multitasking? Intern? Time machine? Or did the “rockin’ and rollin’” scoop come later in the day?
Wonder what happened to poor “VEAGS” Jessica.
“10:59 am: Torv is discussing how thrilling it was to fire a gun for the first time. Heck, she’s being do darn cute about it that I kinda want to shoot a gun, too!”
AAAANNNDDD the 14-year-old in me will never stop seeing multiple meanings.
More Fringe news please? I think it will be this season’s 800lb Gorillia.
Did you and MWM collaborate on that “Prison Break-fast” pun? He used it, too…and you both posted at 12:29.
Thank you, hayser, for pointing out the mistaken homophone. I’m not an English teacher, but I am a self-crowned Grammar Queen, and that kind of thing makes me crazy.
Comfort and Thayne were already announced as alternates for the tour last week after the cameras stopped rolling.
Even though Jessica might’ve been next to get cut, I’m not happy that she’s been replaced.
Funny, but where’s the rest of the info from the SYTYCD panel?? It was an hour, right? And thank GOODNESS someone brought up how annoying Mary Murphy is… it’s not her laugh; it’s her ridiculous comments and grating-loud voice.
My goodness son, are you still badmouthing William Fichtner over that interview about two years ago where he bruised your little ego by actually trying to give a thoughtful answer to your inane questions? Move on…
Why, exactly, did EW hire you? Because I could not care less about your gastric distress, your disappointment about breakfast or some interview subject who dissed you two years ago. Are you actually going to write like an adult or are we stuck with this tone of passing notes in 10th grade for the duration of your employment? Sad, really, because you do seem to have access to real entertainment information, but the god-awful Perez tone you take is almost unreadable.
WTF is that? Is this the type of reporting you are there for?
If you have no REAL news to report in proper sentences and logic. Don’t say anything at all. This was ridiculous.
Uh oh, looks like a William Fichtner fan site (is there such a thing?) has invaded EW.
If anyone wants a real article on the Fox panel. Go here:
http://ca.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=ae0c9ec2-4140-4f38-8a6f-142234d24102
Kristin has a lot of info.
No end in sight for the Simpsons.
That makes me both happy and sad. Happy because of episodes like the one where they parodied The Departed and the one where Martin had an accident.
Sad because of the episode where Mona Simpson died where they had the chance to make a meaningful episode and threw it away to make a stupid Family Guy-like subplot
Oh, adn the Fringe pilot sucked donkey
Kristin’s 2nd article from Fox panel. It’s all about Fringe.
http://ca.eonline.com/gossip/kristin/detail/index.jsp?uuid=9b4f3591-5aed-40db-af0d-b0b1db1405eb
If I remember correctly, that Office in space show is the from the guys that are behind the severely underrated It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, so count me in for that.
WTF?? grrrr…ausiello, i’m sick of seeing your little yellow banner imbellished with your name and moreover, pissed that you would write show affecting scoop about SYTYCD without prewarning there was actual SPOLIER INFO involved. really, there IS a difference between the two.
i prefer my EW staffers ANONYMOUS. you see wheat or slezak with a big freakin picture of themselves posted over their columns? no. you don’t. and that’s why THEY rule and you don’t. PS egg whites are SO tv guide.
To Bruno: Chill out!!! I’m sure there’s medicine for your anger issues.
Ausiello: keep up the good work.
This is the worst article I’ve ever seen on ETW. Did a baby write this ?
I am sorry for posting again, but for the people complaining, you do realize that this is a blog, not an article, right? There is a difference.
Can we get some scoop please?
Dag nab it Mike!! How can you forget to ask about Clean House!! I am actually quite concerned for the future of my favorite home makeover show because if Niecy leaves, damn it, I’m out!
Ok, correction then.
This is the worst BLOG I’ve ever seen on EW. A retarded monkey could have done a better job.
I don’t like this form of blogging at all…
I gotta agree with that anonymous poster down there, Kristin V’s reporting was so much better, PB deserves more than “egg whites!”